The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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