I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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