I wish I only lived at night.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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