I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My pussy is not your playground.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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