The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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