Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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