She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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