once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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