I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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