took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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