today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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