Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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