Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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