Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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