There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.