Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0