I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right