what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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