Where is the hickey?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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