worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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