party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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