I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
