Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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