I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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