didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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