if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Randomize
