I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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