Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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