Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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