She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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