i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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