normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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