Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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