"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
