Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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