the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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