butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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