so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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