she was so not down for the gang bang
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
