Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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