I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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