Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
