is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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