I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
