i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
No subtext here. People are naked.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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