He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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