smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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