Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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