is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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