you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
