how can u be prego again
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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