Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My breasts were aching with rage.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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