I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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