THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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